Methods of Sock Pairing by Scent

Because matching socks is an art form, not a science.

1. The Odour-Based Method:

Pairing by smell, because if it smells like cat, it smells like cat, even if it's actually a sock that's been through the wash.

2. The Pheromone Method:

Let the scent of your own sweat and body odour guide you, like a homing pigeon.

3. The Sock-Scent Profiling:

Identify each sock's unique scent signature, like a forensic expert.