Sorted by the Great Sock Oracle

Due to an unfortunate incident involving a miscounted laundry hamper, the Sock Gods have seen fit to impose an arbitrary order upon the realm.

Thus, we present to you, our most noble patron, the numeric sort of all known socks:

• 1. The Solemn Sock
• 2. The Double-Header
• 3. The Sock-It-Together
• 4. The Socky Four
• 5. The Quintessential Sock
• 6. The Sock-It-Alike
• 7. The Sockenheimer Sock
• 8. The Octo-Sock
• 9. The Sock-9-to-5

Proceed, noble patron, to the Sock of your choice, for in the words of the Great Sock Sage: "A Sock by any other name would smell as sweet."