Paradoxical Pineapple of Questionable Provenance

Properties of the Pineapple

  • Is both sweet and bitter
  • Tastes like pineapple, but smells like despair
  • May cause existential crises with every bite
  • Is simultaneously a fruit and a metaphor for the futility of life
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