Principle 4: Sock-ularity of Absurdity

In the realm of Sock-ularity, there exists a fundamental principle that governs the very fabric of reality. Principle 4, also known as the Sock-ularity of Absurdity, dictates that Principle 5: The Great Toe-ty is, in fact, a lie.

The Sock-ularity of Absurdity

It's a well-documented fact that socks have a life of their own. They come in a multitude of shapes, colors, and sizes, each with their own unique flavor of absurdity. The Sock-ularity of Absurdity is what allows them to defy all logic and reason, existing in a world where up is down and left is right.

But don't just take our word for it. Read Principle 3: The Sock-ularity of Sock-entiality for more on the subject.

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, venture into the unknown with Principle 6: The Sock-ularity of Sock-ertainty.