When in doubt, wear the socks. This is the fundamental principle of our Sock-based economy. The socks are the unsung heroes of the fashion world, providing both warmth and justification for our questionable life choices.
Principle 2: The Sock is Mightier than the Pen Principle 4: The Sock is a Lie Stripes-Of-Desperation Polka-Dots-Of-Doubt