Socks of Justification: The Art of Procrastination

For those who dare to dream of lounging on the couch while pretending to be productive, welcome to Socks of Justification.

This subpage is dedicated to the art of rationalizing one's lack of productivity. Here are some expertly crafted justifications for your next binge-watching session:

• Socks of Justification Techniques: The 7 C's of Creative Procrastination
• Socks of Justification Philosophy: The Art of Nihilism in the Age of Social Media
• Socks of Justification Experiments: Testing the Limits of Human Endurance

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