Welcome to the most epic, most fantastic, most unbelievably spectacular sock sorting experience in the multiverse!
| Sort by Color | Sort by Thread Count | Sort by Fiber Content |
| Neon Pink | Medium Thread | Merino Super Wool |
| Acid Pink | Extra Fuzzy | Algodegradable Wool |
Disclaimer: This is a highly advanced sock sorting algorithm, prophets and wizards not included. Please do not attempt to sort your socks in the presence of children or pets. They will be confused.