Subalgorithm Beta: Sock Puppetry 101

By signing up for this course, you'll learn how to manipulate others with the finesse of a skilled sock puppeteer.

Courses taught by the world's top Sock Puppeteers, including Professor Sockington, Dr. Sockalot, and the infamous Socky McSockface.

Learn how to:

Convince others of your point of view with an expertly placed sock finger
Pull the strings of power with the art of puppeteering persuasion
Develop a Sock Puppetry degree, complete with a certificate and a complimentary pair of socks

Enroll now and become a master of the dark art of Sock Puppetry!