Why Do We Need So Many Socks?

It's a question that has plagued the greatest minds of our time. Why do we, the inhabitants of this fair planet, feel an insatiable need for the soft, fabric appendages known as socks?

We've lost count of the number of times we've asked this question, but the answers remain as elusive as the missing sock from our favorite pair.

				We've hypothesized the following theories:
				
    
					
  • Maybe it's the fear of cold toes that drives us mad?
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  • Or perhaps it's the thrill of finding the one that matches the lone sock that's gone rogue.
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  • Or maybe, just maybe, we're secretly all just a bunch of sock-wearing zombies, and the world's greatest mystery is that we're all just too busy to notice.
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The Sock-Sucking Vortex

It's a phenomenon that's been observed by the greatest minds in the field of Sock-ology. A vortex of sock-sucking, where the more we try to understand, the more we get sucked in.

It's a never-ending cycle of buying, losing, and re-buying, with no end in sight.

Read more about the Sock-Sucking Vortex