A Brief History
In the beginning, there was only the Sock. A being of simple, yet complex, design. Its sole purpose was to cover the foot, to warm, to comfort, and to protect. The Sock evolved, adapting to the needs of its human hosts. It became a symbol of status, of power, of love.
The Great Sock War raged on, as Sock Guilds vied for dominance. The Council of Heelers, led by the mighty Sock Wizard, sought to standardize the Sock's design, to impose order on the chaos. But the Free Sockers, led by the enigmatic Sock Pirate, sought to preserve the Sock's anarchic nature.
And so the Sock continued to evolve, to adapt, and to thrive. A true marvel of the ancient world.
But that's not all, folks! For in the depths of the Sock's history, there lies a hidden chapter... Read on...