At Socks of the Future, we promise you will not actually grow gills, scales, or a tail while wearing our socks. Or will you?
We're not actually made of pure, unadulterated awesome, so don't expect any of that either.
However, we do promise that our socks will be comfy, colorful, and occasionally smell like a field of wildflowers.
Side effects of wearing Socks of the Future may include, but are not limited to:
Don't say we didn't warn you.
Terms and Conditions are also available, but let's be real, who reads those?