By using the Socks of the Future website, you agree to the following:
1. You will not use our socks for anything other than their intended purpose: extreme sport activities, such as extreme ironing or extreme folding.
2. You will not attempt to re-sell our socks on any black market, including but not limited to: eBay, Craigslist, or your neighbor's garage sale.
3. You will not use our socks as a fashion statement, unless you are attending a Renaissance Faire or other historical reenactment.
4. You will not attempt to wear our socks on your hands or feet, unless you have been specifically instructed to do so by a trained Sock Ninja.
By using the Socks of the Future website, you acknowledge that you are aware of the risks involved in using high-performance athletic socks.
You hold harmless the Socks of the Future corporation for any damage to your feet, ankles, or other body parts that may occur as a result of your activities.
The Socks of the Future corporation is not responsible for any lost or damaged socks, unless said socks are lost or damaged due to the negligence of our employees.
However, in the event that we do find a lost or damaged sock, we reserve the right to keep it as a trophy.
For more information, please visit:
Privacy Policy: Because We Care About Our Users' Sock Preferences
Returns and Refunds: Because We Don't Want Your Socks to be a Sock-less Sore