The Tassel-Toes of the Innocent Tournament is an annual event where competitors gather to show off their most elaborate and ostentatious footwear designs. The competition has been held for centuries, with each year's winner going on to become a legend in the world of fancy footwear.
But beware, for the competition is not for the faint of heart. The judges are notoriously cruel, and last year's winner had to be carted off on a stretcher after one too many judges' criticisms.