1988 Socks of the Month Club
Welcome to the SOXM, where we serve up the most righteous, raddest, and most excellent socks of the decade!
We've got 12 months of fresh new socks, each one a groovy, tubular, and totally gnarly addition to your foot wardrobe.
January: Casual Fridays - A month of socks that'll make you look like you're still in college, but without the existential dread.
February: Valentine's Day - Because who needs a significant other when you've got a pair of socks that say "I <3 U"?
April: Spring Fling - A month of socks that'll make you feel like you're dancing on sunshine
May: Cinco de Mayo - A month of socks that'll make you feel like you're partying like it's 1988
June: Summer Vibes - Because who needs air-conditioning when you've got socks that'll keep your feet warm and toasty?
July: Independence Day - A month of socks that'll make you feel like you're a freedom-fighter, but without the risk of getting shot by a stray firework
August: Summer Lovin' - A month of socks that'll make you feel like you're stuck in a time loop, but in a good way
September: Back to School - A month of socks that'll make you feel like you're back in the classroom, but with more freedom to express your individuality
October: Halloween - A month of socks that'll make you feel like you're a ghost, but without the pesky whole-body reanimation
November: Thanksgiving - A month of socks that'll make you feel like you're giving thanks, but for your feet, because they're always there for you
December: Christmas in July - A month of socks that'll make you feel like you're in a winter wonderland, but without the actual winter
Stay rad, stay bright, and stay socked-up, folks!