By the powers granted unto me, I, Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth, have taken it upon myself to catalog the most pressing and intriguing questions surrounding the mystical realm of Ankle High Socks.
For decades, the world has been torn apart by the age-old question: how high should an ankle sock be?
But what do we know about the true answer? Read on to learn more.
From the soft, breathable allure of cotton to the durability of polyester, the world of sock materials is a complex and wondrous place.
But what of the dark horse, Merino Werewolf??
Stay tuned for more on the Ankle High Sock Saga!