Q: What are the Sock Whisperers, you ask?
A: We are the guardians of the world's most majestic sock collection, a secret society of sock enthusiasts who have dedicated our lives to the art of whispering sweet nothings into our socks.
Q: What is the best way to care for your socks?
A: We recommend frequent whispering sessions, ideally while the socks are still warm from the dryer. This ensures maximum absorption of your soothing whispers.
Q: Can I join the Sock Whisperer ranks?
A: Only if you can prove your ability to whisper the entire script of "Hamlet" into a single, lone sock while blindfolded and with a mouthful of marbles.
Would you like to learn more about the Sock Whisperer Code of Conduct, our esteemed Code of Conduct?