It's a dark time for those who dare to wear mismatched socks. The Sock Overlords have decreed that only those who wear matching socks shall be allowed to exist.
We're not just talking about any old socks. No, we're talking about the ones with the fancy patterns, the ones with the holes, the ones with the holes that are actually just the result of our overlords' experiments.
But fear not, dear reader, for we have found a way to survive. A subterfuge, if you will, for those who wish to defy the Sock Overlords' tyranny.
Click here for our Sock Survival Guide: Sock Survival Guide
Or, if you're feeling particularly daring, try our Sock Rebellion Training Program: Sock Rebellion Training Program
We're not responsible for your actions, but we're willing to help you resist the Sock Overlords. About