You must always match your socks, or risk being cast out of our esteemed society. Don't make us do the math, it's not our job.
You can't hide your socks, no matter how embarrassing they may look. We're a society that values individuality, not conformity.
Hygiene is a basic human right, even for those with sensitive skin. Don't make us tell you this again, we have better things to do.
Need help with Sock-Related Trauma? Click here for Sock-Surgery Services. Check out our Sock Society Calendar for upcoming events and sock-themed holidays. Learn more about our Sock Society Leadership and their sock-filled agendas.