Transcript of Socky Council Meeting 001
Resolution 001: Sock Puppets in the Workplace
Resolution 001: Sock Puppets in the Workplace was a contentious issue that sparked heated debate among council members. Councilor Socky McLanigan argued that sock puppets were a necessary evil, providing a vital distraction from the drudgery of adulting. Councilor Socky McSnuggles countered that sock puppets were a hindrance to productivity and an affront to the dignity of sentient sock creatures.
- Councilor Socky McLanigan: "I say we allow sock puppets, but only if they're made of natural materials."
- Councilor Socky McSnuggles: "No way, we need to unionize the sock puppets."
- Councilor Socky McLanigan: "Unionized puppets? You're dreaming, McSnuggles. That's just a recipe for disaster!"