It was the year 2087 and the world was in chaos. The Socky, a sentient sock with a penchant for debate, had finally been elected as the supreme ruler of Earth. But with great power comes great responsibility, and the Socky soon found itself at the center of a heated debate about the best way to organize the planet's sock collection.
On one hand, you had the Socky Traditionalists, who argued that the Socky should be worn as is, without any modification or alteration. "It's the only way to maintain the natural order of things," said one Traditionalist. "The Socky is perfect just the way it is." On the other hand, you had the Socky Modernists, who believed that the Socky should be modified to include a built-in lint roller, GPS tracker, and miniature coffee mug holder.
But just when it seemed like the debate would never end, a new challenger emerged: the Socky Anarchists. "What's the point of even having a Socky if it's just going to be bound to the whims of the masses?" asked their leader, a fiery Socky named Socky McSockerson. "Let us free the Socky from its oppressive heel straps and let it roam wild and free!"
And so the debate raged on, with no end in sight. But one thing was clear: the fate of the Socky, and the future of the planet, hung in the balance.