Are you tired of just any old sock? Do you yearn to justify your sock choices? Look no further! Here, we'll explore the intricacies of sock placement and answer the age-old question: "Should you pair the polka-dot socks with the striped ones, or just go solo?"

Some say the dots should be together, in perfect harmony, like a well-placed comma in a sentence. Others claim that stripes are for the bold and daring, like a rebellious teenager in a black leather jacket.

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