Justification 3: Socky's Supreme Sock-Sorting Algorithm

After years of research and development, Socky's Supreme Sock-Sorting Algorithm has been deemed 97% effective in categorizing your socks into perfect, rainbow-colored piles.

Using a proprietary blend of machine learning, human intuition, and sheer, unadulterated laziness, Socky's Algorithm sorts socks into:

• Minimalist Masterpiece (Sorts 1-5 socks at a time, for the discerning individual
• Maximalist Masterpiece (Sorts 10-20+ socks at a time, for the bold and daring
• Nominalist Masterpiece (Sorts socks in a completely arbitrary and nonsensical manner, for the postmodern enthusiast

Side effects of using Socky's Supreme Sock-Sorting Algorithm may include:

• Occasional sock-related existential dread
• Spontaneous bouts of sock-themed daydreaming
• Irreversible damage to your social standing among your friends and family

Disclaimer: results not guaranteed. Side effects not included.