The fundamental principles that govern the existence of Socky, the fabric that binds the universe together.
1. Socky is the fabric of all fabrics.
2. A Socky thread is the shortest distance between two socks.
3. The Socky axiom of non-parallelism states that no two socks can occupy the same space at once.
4. Socky has a 1:1 ratio with procrastination and existential dread.