A Brief History of Sofa Nerd

It all started with a love of cushions, a disdain for floorboards, and an uncanny ability to calculate tax returns.

Meet our founder, a brilliant yet reclusive individual who has spent years perfecting the art of sofa-based mathematics.

Notable Contributions to the Field of Sofa-ology

  1. The discovery of the 'perfect' cushion fill ratio
  2. The invention of the 'Sofa-Tron 3000'
  3. The development of 'Cushion-Fu'

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