Symptoms of Sorbet Consumption

Caution: The following symptoms may be indicative of Sorbet overindulgence.

• 1. Sudden and intense desire to consume more sorbet Parasocial sorbet withdrawal
• 2. Uncontrollable urges to sing and dance Sonic sorbet-induced euphoria
• 3. Excessive sweating in the vicinity of the sorbet shop Sweaty sorbet anxiety
• 4. Unusual cravings for sprinkles Sprinkle-fueled sorbet addiction