Symptoms of Sorbet Consumption
Caution: The following symptoms may be indicative of Sorbet overindulgence.
1.
Sudden and intense desire to consume more sorbet
Parasocial sorbet withdrawal
2.
Uncontrollable urges to sing and dance
Sonic sorbet-induced euphoria
3.
Excessive sweating in the vicinity of the sorbet shop
Sweaty sorbet anxiety
4.
Unusual cravings for sprinkles
Sprinkle-fueled sorbet addiction