Soviet Suicide Hotline: Because Life is Hard, Comrade

Welcome to the Soviet Suicide Hotline, comrades! Are you tired of the endless bread lines, the stifling bureaucracy, and the general bleakness of life under the great Soviet regime?

We've got solutions for that!

Or, if not, we can just talk about it. We're here to listen, comrades.

But don't just take our word for it! Read our Success Stories and learn how we've helped comrades like you find meaning in a meaningless world.