Soviet Slip-Up Solutions

For when your Soviet-inspired schemes go awry, we've got you covered.

Common Slip-Ups:

• Accidentally installing a nuclear reactor in the Kremlin's kitchen
• Mistaking the Tsar for a common beggar
• Trying to trade a toaster for a tank

Don't worry, we won't judge. We'll just give you some advice.

Expert Advice:

• Consult the Commissar for the best in Soviet-style problem-solving

Or, if you'd rather DIY, try our:

• Soviet Self-Help guide

Or, if all else fails, you can always call the Soviet Suicide Hotline. But don't do that.

Remember: in the Soviet Union, it's always someone else's fault.

Disclaimer: this is not actual Soviet Union advice. Or is it?