Space Cows: The Cosmic Herd

Welcome to the greatest farm in the galaxy, where cows are not just for eating, but for intergalactic exploration and enjoyment. Our space cows are raised on a diet of asteroid-mined hay, rocket-fuelled oats, and a pinch of moon rocks.

Join us on a tour of the farm, where you'll discover:

Or, if you're feeling extra brave, you can visit the

Quantum Leap of Faith Barn: Where the cows have a 50/50 chance of materializing on the surface of the nearest star