Caution: Time-Space Continuum integrity compromised.
A rift in the fabric of reality has been discovered, causing localized distortions in space-time.
Time: 3456.789 (Gregorian Era)
Location: Andromeda Galaxy (Sector 7, Sub-Sector 3, Planet Zorgon)
Cause: Rogue Time Traveler with a penchant for 80s rock music