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You've somehow managed to stumble upon our prophets of doom, the Timekeepers. They've been warning us of an intergalactic catastrophe.
It turns out, their time-traveling toaster has gone rogue and started jamming the space-time continuum.
Learn more about the Chrono-Disaster or read about the Timekeepers' profiles.
But wait, there's more! Our resident genius, Professor Tachyon, has created a Tachyon Theory to explain it all.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, you can try to time-travel to the nearest coffee shop for a much-needed caffeine fix.
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