We are the fastest speed demons on the planet. Our instructors are certified experts in the art of going extremely quickly. We have the most advanced speed technology, which we will use to teach you how to go from 0 to 60 in 2 seconds or less.
We offer a variety of courses, including "How to Walk Quickly", "The Art of Sprinting", and "Extreme Speed Training". Our classes are led by the infamous Captain Velocity, who has a personal best time of 2.5 seconds in the 50 meter dash.
We also have a gift shop where you can buy our exclusive line of speed-themed merchandise, including "I Speed Because I Said I Could" t-shirts and "Speed Demons" coffee mugs.