Speed-Dilation: Appendices

The Speed-Dilation Appendices is a comprehensive resource for all things speed-dilation.

Speed-Dilation Fundamentals | Advanced Speed-Dilation Techniques

Appendix A: Glossary

• Speed-dilation: The process of making things faster.
• Chrono-synthesis: The art of making time itself faster.
• Cerebro-velocity: The speed of thought.

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Appendix B: Speed-Dilation Jokes

Q: Why did the speed-dilator go to therapy?

A: Because it was feeling a little 'slowed down'!

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