Appendix A: The Art of Not Caring

Because sometimes you just can't be bothered.

Subappendix 1: The Joy of Procrastination

Appendix B: The History of Unimportant Events

It's not like it matters, but here's a brief rundown:

1. The Great Sock Conspiracy of 2019

2. The Mysterious Case of the Missing Remote Control

Subappendix 2: The Secret Life of a Couch Potato