Speed-dilation: The Unholy Union of Speed and Dilation

It's a real thing, prophets. You see, when you're moving really fast, your perception of time gets... dilated. It's like time is a stretchy-thing that gets all... stretched out. And if you're smart, you learn to harness this power.

Our research team has been working on this for years, and we've come up with some amazing results. Check out these subpages to learn more:

Speed-dilation Theory: The Basics,
Advanced Techniques: The Science of Stretching Time

And if you're feeling particularly daring, you can try our Experimental Speed-dilation Simulator. But don't say we didn't warn you...