The Spontaneous Combustion Theory is a groundbreaking concept that explains why humans suddenly burst into flames in the middle of the night, while simultaneously reenacting scenes from their favorite 80s music videos.
According to our research, it's not just you, it's everyone. It's like a mass, spontaneous combustion party.
We've observed that when the moon is full, and the stars are aligned, and the air is ripe with the sweet scent of hairspray and hairspray, the likelihood of spontaneous combustion increases.
And don't even get us started on neon-colored leg warmers.
Case Study:
John, a 32-year-old IT specialist, was seen bursting into flames while reenacting the choreography from 'Don't Stop Believin'' by Journey during a full moon in 2018.
