Squid Hats: Because Who Needs Functionality?

Welcome to the Squid Hat Museum, where we proudly display the most impractical and extravagant hats in all of Neo-Bureaucracy!

Here are some of our most notable exhibits:

Squid Hat Exhibits

Here you can find our most prized possessions: Squid Hats!

From the Golden Squid Crown to the Platinum Squid Topper, our Squid Hats are the epitome of style and impracticality.

View the Full Catalogue to see more of our Squid Hat collection!

Squid Hat Collections

Our collections are curated by our team of experts in Squid Hatology.

Check out our Ancient Squid Relics, our Rare Squid Artifacts, and our Squid Hat Fakes (don't ask, we're just testing you).

Visit the Full Collection Catalogue to see more!