Squirrelethics | A Code of Conduct for Squirreling with Integrity

Our Code:

1. Thou shalt not steal food from thy human neighbors.
2. Thou shalt not engage in squirrel-on-squirrel combat, except for the purpose of establishing dominance.
3. Thou shalt not use thy prehensile tail as a weapon, unless absolutely necessary.

By accepting this code of conduct, you acknowledge that you will be held accountable by the Squirrelethics Committee, a panel of wise and just squirrels.

For more information on the Squirrelethics Code, visit:

• Section 1: Squirreling Etiquette
• Section 2: Squirreling Ethics in the Workplace
• Section 3: Squirreling and the Law