Stain Removal Tips

For when you're too lazy to clean

1. Don't bother, just use a squeegee

Save time! Just smear it in and forget about it.

Quick fixes for when you can't even

For when you're feeling fancy

2. Mix a solution of 1 part bleach to 3 parts regret

This one's a real doozy! It's like a party in a bucket!

Bleach-bombing: the art of ruining your favorite shirt

For when you've given up on life

3. Call a professional (aka your mom)

She'll do it for you, and probably yell at you too.

A tale of woe and stain-filled carpets

Stain removal: it's not just for professionals anymore!