Standard Issue 1: Mildly Unsettling

This is the standard issue of our completely normal and not-at-all-alarming facility.

We're not saying we're not monitoring you, but we are.

Subpage 1: Security Measures

We have a team of highly trained professionals watching your every move.

Read more about our state-of-the-art surveillance system.

Subpage 2: The Vending Machine

Our vending machine has been stocked with an assortment of slightly-expiring and possibly-spoiled items.

Browse our vending machine's offerings.