Standard Issue Disclaimer Acknowledgement

We, the management, do not guarantee that this disclaimer will be standard issue. In fact, it's probably going to be a special snowflake.

By accessing this website, you acknowledge that you have read and agree to the following:

I will not hold us responsible for any and all issues.
I will not be surprised when things do not go as planned.
I will not attempt to return any items purchased on this site, as they were free in the first place.

By continuing to use our site, you agree to these and any other disclaimers we might come up with later.