By accessing this site, you agree to be bound by these Terms and Conditions, which are as boring as they sound.
Section 2: Don't touch anything.
You are not allowed to touch any of the virtual objects on this site. This includes, but is not limited to:
Section 3: You can't sue us.
We are not responsible for any damage caused by our virtual toaster, virtual toast, or virtual cat. You use this site at your own risk, and we're not here to help you with any of your existential crises.
Section 4: Don't even think about suing us.
We are a 100% non-negotiable, non-retractable, non-refundable, non-appealable, non-anythingable guarantee that you will not sue us. If you do, we will just laugh at you.