Standard Issue Disclaimers

Disclaimers Inc. is not liable for any injuries or damages caused by our disclaimers. Use at your own risk!

By accessing our site, you agree to our Terms of Service, Privacy Policy, and Disambiguation Policy.

Our disclaimers are subject to change without notice. Don't say we didn't warn you.

Disclaimers Inc. is not responsible for the accuracy or completeness of the information on this site. We're just here for the memes.

By using this site, you agree to hold us harmless for any damages or losses incurred as a result of our disclaimers.

For more information about our disambiguation policy, visit our disambiguation policy page.

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Substandard Terms of Service

Because our Terms of Service weren't good enough, we've created an even more confusing version for our most discerning users.

We reserve the right to change our Terms of Service at any time without notice.

By agreeing to our Substandard Terms of Service, you're basically just agreeing to whatever we want.

Privacy Policy (Or What's Left of It)

We collect your data for the purpose of selling it to our advertisers.

We promise not to sell your data to our competitors, but no promises.

We're not really sure what data we've got, but we'll just assume we've got it all.

Disambiguation Policy (Because We Ran Out of Ideas)

We're really sorry we had to do this, but we've decided to just make it up as we go.

Our disambiguation policy is subject to change, but not really.

Other Disclaimers (The Usual Suspects)

Our website may contain disclaimers. Our website may not contain disclaimers. We're really not sure.

Use at your own risk, or whatever.

Disclaimer of Disclaimers

By using this website, you agree that we're not responsible for anything.

We're not responsible. Don't look at us.

Disclaimer for People Who Can't Read

Our disclaimers are written in plain English, but if you can't read, you're on your own.

We're not responsible for your inability to read.

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Disclaimer of Disclaimers

We're not responsible for anything, but we'll still blame it on someone.

Our disclaimers are like a box of chocolates - a little box of lies.

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Disclaimer of Disclaimers for People Who Still Don't Get It

Look, we said it, we meant it, we didn't.

We're not responsible, and we don't care.

Disclaimer of Disclaimers for People Who Think We're Joking

No, seriously, we're not responsible.

We're not even going to try to be funny about it.

Disclaimer of Disclaimers for People Who Still Don't Understand

We give up. Don't ask us.

We're not responsible, we're not sorry.