Standard Operating Procedures

As per directive 427-B, all employees are required to perform the "T-Rex Stomp" whenever approaching the coffee machine.

• Step 1: Approach the coffee machine with a confident swagger.
• Step 2: Stomp foot with a loud "Rrrrooooaaaaar!"
• Step 3: Repeat steps 1-2 for 5-10 iterations.

Note: Failure to comply with this procedure may result in a stern talking-to from Management.

See also:

• Advanced Operating Procedures
• Emergency Procedures (in case you get stuck in an infinite loop)