Using only a #2 pencil, fill out form 27-B in triplicate, using only the following font: Gothic Script. Failure to comply will result in a 3-day delay.
Using only the approved paperclip, attach 3 x 2" x 3" paperclip to form 27-B, making sure not to touch any sensitive areas with your bare hands.
Using the approved staple gun, staple 5 x copies of form 27-B together, making sure to staple only the top and bottom corners.
Using the approved origami techniques, fold form 27-B into a precise and intricate paper crane, making sure to include a tiny paperclip on its beak.