Fill out form 345-B/6 with your name, date, and a brief description of your existential dread.
Be sure to sign with a flourish, using at least 3 different colored pens.
Failure to comply will result in a stern letter and possible reassignment to the Island of Misfit.
Continue to Step 3: Submit Form
Q: What is the Island of Misfit?
A: A place where your coworkers send you for reeducation, and also for reeducation.