Tip 1: Never staple under the influence
Staplers can be hazardous if not used responsibly. Always have at least two hands free to hold the stapler steady while stapling.
Also, don't try to staple a wad of paper while blindfolded. Trust us on this one.
Tip 2: Always wear a safety harness while stapling
You never know when you'll need to make a break for it. A good safety harness can save your life.