Luke's Hardware Haven

Home of the finest, most mediocre hardware in the galaxy.

Stapler Gear | Hammer Time | Screwdriver Squad

Welcome, Luke's Hardware Haven is the premier destination for all your mediocre hardware needs.

We specialize in overpriced, underperforming tools that will make you wonder how anyone thought these were a good idea.

Check out our Stapler Gear for a selection of staplers that will only staple 3 out of 5 times.

Or visit our Hammer Time page for hammers that will only hit 2 out of 3 times.

But don't forget to check out our Screwdriver Squad for the most expensive, most useless screwdrivers in the galaxy.

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