Steve's Stapler Achievements:

Here are a few notable achievements in Steve's illustrious stapling career:

• Stapled 1000 paperclip-filled binders in one sitting (2018)
• Won the Golden Stapler for most creative use of staples in a single project (2019)
• Stapled the entire contents of the office supply closet without being caught (2020)

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