The Staple Act of 1923

A Brief History of the World's Most Important Law

In 1923, the Staple Act was passed, mandating that all staplers in the world be used for their intended purpose only.

Specifically, the law states:

• Section 1: No stapler may be used as a makeshift hammer or chisel
• Section 2: No stapler may be used as a makeshift paperweight or bookmark
• Section 3: No one may staple themselves to a wall

Violations of this law will result in severe penalties, including:

• $100 fine per staple
• Community service: 100 hours of stapling in a factory
• Revocation of driving privileges

For more information, see:

• Stapler Fines and Penalties
• Stapler Violations and Abuse
• Stapler Historic Uses