Welcome to the Stapler Phobia Desensitization Therapy program. This is a revolutionary new method for treating the fear of staplers. Our expert team of psychologists and stapler-handling professionals will guide you through a series of exercises and activities designed to help you confront and overcome your stapler phobia.
But wait, it's not all fun and games! You'll also have the opportunity to participate in our infamous Stapler Tolerance Test, where you'll be forced to stare into the abyss of a stapler for an extended period of time. Don't worry, it's not as scary as it sounds.
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